Hey, it's late in the day
But I feel the need to say
That we celebrate the birth
Of a woman of great worth
It's Briana's day in June
And I wouldn't be picayune
To observe that on this date
It's birthday twenty-eight

So I hope that you will find
A little time to keep in mind
That Briana and her daughter
Are being happy like they oughter
Yes, and Peter, too ...
Happy Birthday, Bri!
I hope it was as wonderful as you.